The place to find out what actually happens at Sisarina. Minus the fart jokes.
Someone who shall remain nameless came by the office, gave Melanie a hug, and her response was:
"Usually when I hug you we're all sweaty"
O.o
Camie: I really need to finish my blog post. I feel like I need a Pepsi. That would help me write it.
Teresa: That's like saying having children will save a marriage.
Teresa: *hiccup*
Melanie: Are you drinking at 4:15 on a Monday?
Teresa: *looks around*
Melanie: There's wine in the fridge and I have no more meetings today.
Teresa: There's Fireball in the kitchen from the beach strategy session.
Melanie: OOohhh!
Teresa: I may just put some in my tea.
Melanie: "If he doesn't do it, tell him I'm going to punch him in the face."
Katie: "Have you ever done that?"
Melanie: "No, but sometimes you just need to punch someone in the face."
Katie: "True."
Teresa: "I read an article the other day about how to punch someone in the face without hurting your hand."
Melanie: "Really?!"
Teresa: "Most of the article said 'don't do it.'"
Some client testimonials are more honest than others:
If it was not inappropriate I would say something exciting about the disturbing affection I have for you and your staff and the work you guys do.
But for now I will simply say you guys are more dependable than alcohol!